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Where's Jimmy Carter When You Need Him?

Old Presidents don't get any smarter. Butto be invalid, co-opted, illegal, and
they do have something to contribute, evenun-constitutional! Why isn't he? Because!The
after office!President Jimmy Carter had noU.S. Government could hold electronic
good points as President. He never seemed toelection via, Internet computer, cell phone,
make a decision, which is the reason he nottelephone, or heck, just open your "ice-box"
only failed to get re-elected, he will not goand vote, while you order a non-fat pizza! Of
down in historical terms as one of the bestcourse, through someone rich, and on the
Presidents as far as "In Office" works.But"inside", such as a one-time political
since failing to regain office, which usheredaspirant; "You people know how I mean". Kills
in our "First Reich", he has been a dynamo!me,  that  line!
If you don't count his switching "parties"!
Yeah, he decided he could not continue beingBut I digress, again. His, the rich man's,
associated with a Baptist organization thatcompany might be run to contain access to the
was anyway "prohibitive" to the gay and, Idatabase of the F.B.I. So that anyone
suppose, not involved in the "Won World"wanted" that calls in to order a pizza,
Order". And no, I did not miss-spell that.Youwhether at a home or a motel room, the
see, he helped the "lets build em' a house"database will "peg" him, and earn the
group. That is very good work. But we are"finder's" fee from the local "yocals" or the
interested here in his other main focus. HisFed'er'ails'. Are we there yet? I man, inside
international focus. He is, after all, athe New First Reich's "Won World
popular international figure, as mostOrder"!Perhaps Ex-President Carter could call
involved in "Skull and Bones" are. This is anon his once-famous brother! That would be
assumption on my part. I am not privy to theawesome! Because as Ex-President Carter has
membership roles. However, we have never hadno "male genitalia", his brother used to!
a President that was NOT a member! So I am onBeer was not his only interest. He could loan
safe ground here I think.His main focus, inyou some money, at high interest rates, and
the "Won World Government", which is theno pledged assets required! He could raise a
opportunity for the "First American Reich" tobit of hell, and perhaps alert the sleepy
instill itself further into our society andvillage idiots! (If that fits, I am so
our legal system, is one of monitoringsorry!). You need your sleep. And
elections, mainly in so-called "Third Worldincarcerated for an act of "TERRORISIM", like
Countries". He travels to the country andsaying "no" to any Policeman, or failing to
causes huge press pressure on whateveridentify your dog, that is, via implanted
government is in office, to cause them to runchip, which all animals have to have. Horses,
a half-way fair and open election. You arecows, dogs, sheep, pet snakes, and one
getting ahead of me, aren't you?Since wesupposes, the mice you buy and feed the
have several elections, all showing "ties" insnake! I'm not kidding you here either! Do we
ballot counting, of exactly 18,161 (or so)have you convinced that you, and I, are in a
votes scattered all over the United States ofheap of trouble? Then you, and I, are
Non-America, we could use his help. I mean,idiots!You don't have to believe in
gosh, he would not have to travel to be ableconspiracies! I almost never do! But you can
to see that WE get a "free and openbelieve, as your Forefathers did, in;
election"!If he is not too busy, makingANARCHY; UNCONSTITUTIONAL CRIMINAL ACTS;
"Skull and Bones" meetings, or something,PERSONAL LIBERTIES VIOLATIONS; and other
perhaps he could find out why our electionsacts that are now being committed by the
are being "thrown" by the use of CONTROLLABLEFirst Reich! Acts that really do mess up your
VOTING MACHINES!You see, our Forefatherslives. If only you thought about them.There
never dreamed of electronics. Never dreamedis a "little ole' granny" running for
of holding a vote by machines! Never thoughtGovernor of Texas. She is in office now, I
about a country being as large as it is now.believe as Comptroller or some-such. That is
But they did know men's hearts! They knew athe usual "jumping off" position to reach for
CARTELL could and would take over thisthe Governorship in Texas. She says that the
country if given a chance. And YOU are GIVINGnew "Super Duper Highway", (and its soon to
them fellers a CHANCE to STEAL this country,be confiscated, no not fairly bought!
and they are doing it! Right under your nose,Confiscated Corridor that will contain eight
and making you like it!Long many years ago, Ior so lanes, two to four railroad tracks, and
was told that the Dallas Cowboy footballmultiple underground utility lines, as well
organization had a database dedicated to theas overhead power lines.) is right now being
youthful football player. If any player, nearfunded by your taxes, access to toll roads,
their senior year, or after, in college,and Highway Patrol Issued Tickets! She
"popped up on radar" as becoming a "player ofdoesn't like that money going to a Spanish
interest" to the Pro Football, they already(reads Royalty) owned company! She wants to
had him in the database. They could pull upstop that! Good! As Texas takes roads that we
all his stats, and access his training,paid for, and converts them into toll roads,
schools, past coaches, and more importantly,the access could be about $40 per day to go
his aptitude for education and ability toto work. No one knows how much it might cost
render plans of any kind into goals. Ito return home, or travel to "Grannies"! Am I
thought that was very neat, long ago whenhopeful she might succeed? Nope.Well, I am
computers were barely more than just a newnot trying to convince you to believe in
tool. Computers used to be as large as ships!CONSPIRACIES. Nor to disbelieve in any. Nor
Little did I know that one day the Unitedtake part in any! I only want to know how
States would have a database on every childstupid I am! And I want to know, if no
in America! To keep up with age, education,conspiracy exists, why this country is being
criminal background, sports, preferredrun like there is one!Well, now I have to do
profession, military potential and history,something a bit more serious. Like dig and
and FAT, I ain't kidding you here!FAT onshake all the peanut hulls lodged in-between
kids, and on your body, is the next "BIGmy keys on my keyboard! But you think it
DEAL"! The fat on your child will beover, and let me, and everyone else, know
monitored. And yours also, but the child'swhat you think!Dan Bunch, a Cherokee;
fat is easier to both monitor, as wellChoctaw; and Melungeon; whose mother was a
change, since they are "captive" by annaturalized citizen born in Hong Kong. His
organization that the government controls.father was born in Texas, a
Yeah, schools. And you will pay attention toCherokee-Choctaw-Melungeon, who served in the
that issue more and more. Since you will beArmy during WWII.Dan Bunch grew up in Texas,
paying a NEW TAX, on the fats in the foodswhere he participated in; football, baseball,
you purchase, and eat, and cram, howeverand boxing. He enlisted in the United States
unconsciously, upon your children.Scanned atNavy Reserve while still a junior in high
the store, the food will also be "read" atschool. He has had a multitude of experience
the exit. And be "read" in your refrigerator!in the business world in; insurance, real
You see, the new "ice boxes" as they callestate, finance, and a builder of custom
them in the South, are going to now be ablehomes. He has always been a writer, and
to monitor your use of all products, make youcartoonist. He attributes his interest in
a "shopping list", and give you "suggestions"many subjects to his early career as a
via the new online access attached thoughnewspaper boy. He married his high school
your power line. Sound like I am mistakensweetheart Gayle, with whom they have two
about the First Reich? Nope.If Ex-Presidentchildren and five grandchildren.Dan Bunch is
Jimmy Carter is not "in" on this stuff, and Ia graduate of Grayson Co Jr. College, which
have no reason to believe he isn't, he couldhe attended upon his return from Vietnam. He
have a field-day! He could travel around thewas a PO2'nd, crewmember aboard U.S.
country and declare this countries elections



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