| 1. You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride | | | | known to all as Sealab. With a multi-national |
| | | | scientific staff and a trillion dollar budget |
| 2. There's No "P" In Pool | | | | the lab is dedicated to the research and |
| | | | exploration of the mysteries of the deep. |
| 3. Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law | | | | |
| | | | Underwater colonization is the order of the |
| 4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force | | | | day since the surface of the Earth has gotten |
| | | | crowded, hot and icky. As is the case with |
| 5. Sealab 2021 | | | | most government agencies, Sealab is manned by |
| | | | a motley rabble of malcontents and misfits |
| 6. Brak Show | | | | who are unfit for work in the private sector. |
| | | | This hapless crew have manipulated their |
| 7. English Channel Swim | | | | wayward leader, Captain Murphy into |
| | | | submission and are purely content with riding |
| 8. Bobby G. Can't Swim | | | | the government clock, raking in a fat |
| | | | hazardous-duty paycheck. The humor here |
| 1. You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride | | | | strikes a deep cord in reality and is some of |
| | | | the funniest stuff to ever grace the Cartoon |
| Adult Swim is a unique kind of Must-See TV | | | | Network. |
| found on the Cartoon Network. Catering a fast | | | | |
| food sized gem of cartoon hilarity to a crowd | | | | Here's an excerpt between the Captain and |
| that has become too jaded and aware for | | | | Marco: |
| network fare. These viewers need something | | | | |
| with juice and Adult Swim delivers on all | | | | Marco: Calm down, I'll see what I can do |
| accounts. | | | | about finding your little toy. |
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| 2. There's No "P" In Pool | | | | Captain Murphy: It's not a toy, it makes real |
| | | | cupcakes, with a 40-watt bulb, and there's |
| The shows in the Adult Swim line-up know | | | | icing packets. But the secret ingredient is |
| about our attention deficit and don't bore us | | | | love. Damn it. |
| with unnecessary drivel. For instance, Harvey | | | | |
| Birdman, Attorney at Law lasts on 15 minutes | | | | Marco: Just try to calm down, go have some |
| and they pack the laughs in there tighter | | | | pudding. |
| than ***. To play in this pool, you'll want | | | | |
| to close your laptop and shut off the cell | | | | Captain Murphy: Pudding can't fill the |
| phone because the rapid-fire jokes and humor | | | | emptiness inside me! But it'll help. |
| are slung at you a mile a minute. | | | | |
| | | | 6. Brak Show |
| 3. Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law | | | | |
| | | | "The Brak Show is the story of a |
| Harvey Birdman the Attorney was once Birdman | | | | neighborhood. It's the story of a family. |
| the superhero, but he is now a dimwitted | | | | It's the story of what happens when adults |
| practicing lawyer. All his cases involve | | | | have children and those children go to |
| legal disputes between other cartoon | | | | school. And Brak is in it. He lives in a |
| characters. He's handled cases involving a | | | | house. A house on a quiet street not unlike |
| custody battle for young Jonny Quest, a | | | | yours or mine. A house in a neighborhood. |
| copyright infringement dispute between the | | | | That's The Brak Show." |
| Chan Clan and Jabberjaw and defended Scooby | | | | |
| and Shaggy on trumped-up pot charges. | | | | That's the network's official description of |
| | | | their new hit sitcom starring Brak, the |
| With hammer in hand, the mighty Thor plays | | | | absent-minded space pirate from the Space |
| the judge. One of the episodes does a | | | | Ghost cartoons. He goes through all the |
| slippery Sopranos parody with Fred Flintstone | | | | typical sitcom situations with his friend |
| aka the Dabba Don. He comes to Harvey to | | | | Zorak. Also along for the ride are Brak's |
| defend his many "businesses". During the | | | | parents, his brother Sisto, and his next-door |
| course of the 15-minute episode you get to | | | | neighbor Thundercleese. |
| see Harvey's assistant defect to the side of | | | | |
| the gangsters, Harvey adding commentary to | | | | 7. English Channel Swim |
| old Flintstone's footage and a pterodactyl | | | | |
| lamp taking the stand. | | | | The hilarious giant block of mature-themed |
| | | | entertainment also includes the shows: Baby |
| 4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force | | | | Blues, Cowboy Bebop, InuYasha, Lupin the 3rd, |
| | | | Mission Hill, The Oblongs, Reign: The |
| Aqua Teen Hunger Force is about a group of | | | | Conqueror, The Ripping Friends and Trigun. |
| human-sized food items living together in | | | | |
| South Jersey. A pistachio milkshake, a bag of | | | | Joining the lineup are ex-Fox Network |
| fries and a meatball have banded together to | | | | nighttime toons, The Family Guy and Futurama. |
| form a crime-fighting trio. As lazy as they | | | | |
| may be, they make an effort to rid the New | | | | 8. Bobby G. Can't Swim |
| Jersey suburbs of unwanted mischief and | | | | |
| crime. | | | | The cornerstone of the parade of humor is |
| | | | former superhero, Space Ghost and his hit |
| This wacky trio was originally conceived to | | | | talk show, Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast. |
| appear on the hit Cartoon Network talk show, | | | | |
| Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast. Ah, but the | | | | Remember the acclaimed Superhero Space Ghost? |
| network knows a good thing when they see it | | | | Well now in his 40's he is no longer a |
| and gave these misfits a fighting chance with | | | | superhero, and goes by his real name Tad |
| their own show during the ever popular | | | | Ghostal. However to remain in the spot light |
| nighttime line-up of more mature cartoon fare | | | | he has started his own late night talk show |
| known as Adult Swim. | | | | filmed in his studio in outer space. |
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| 5. Sealab 2021 | | | | With his co-host and former villain Zorak, |
| | | | and his director Moltar they interview movie |
| Aww, the drama of precariously doomed | | | | stars on earth through their videophone. |
| underwater colony and its personnel members | | | | Space Ghost has conducted interviews with |
| that can't stand one another. The year is | | | | many big celebrities including Jim Carrey, |
| 2021 and in the depths of the big blue ocean | | | | Weird Al Yankovic, Johnny Carson and Cameron |
| resides a monumentally high-tech compound | | | | Diaz. |